Dear Precious,
Please stop doing the dishes. I know sometimes (like once every two months) I get lazy and do not do them after dinner, but have no fear I'll get to them eventually. You have now broken a few important items that can not be easily replaced. If you insist on doing the dishes for me, please be more careful.
Sincerely,
Your Unhappy Mother
Precious' To Do List:
Wednesday - Pee in Dining Room right where mom will walk through it
Thursday - Eat moms thong
Friday - Break Williams Sonoma Mixing Bowl that is no longer sold, destory tupperware, break salad spinner, knock Subway cup off table and eat cup
Saturday - Rest (hopefully)
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