Random Conversations

A conversation I had with a friend we will call "Lacey" while at East Andrews on Saturday:

(Enter Lacey Crying into Women's Restroom)
Me: Lacey what's wrong, why are you crying?

*Lacey stares at me blankly crying and just throws up her hands, she proceeds to restroom stall*

Me: LACEY! What is wrong? Who upset you?

*Chirp Chirp*

Me: Seriously Lacey what's wrong?

Lacey: I don't want to talk about it.

Me: Do you want to go home now?

Lacey: Yes but I need to close my tab at the bar.

Me: Ok no problem we can do that and head out.

Lacey: YOU close my tab, I am going outside.

Me: (Puzzled) Ok

........Minutes Pass.......Bartender Ignores Me......

Me: (To Bartender) I need to close out Lacey McDonald's tab (Lacey walks up behind me, I proceed to point at her so he does not think it is me).

Bartender: Ma'am she has already closed her tab, I am done with her.

Me: Um she says she has not, are you sure?

Bartender: YES (Extremely Irritated)

Me: Lacey, you've closed out, where is your card?

Lacey: No I haven't (holding the AMEX).

Me: Lacey, how many cards do you have?

Lacey: Two, a debit card and an AMEX

Me: Ok then you HAVE your card.

Lacey: Stares at me blank...But I need to pay!

Me: You've PAID and you have your card!

Lacey: (Pulls everything out of her clutch) There is NOTHING in my purse!

Me: Lacey, it's in your hands

Lacey: OH! (Puts it back in) IS THIS ALL THAT GOES IN HERE (yelling)?

Me: Let's Go!

..............SERIES OF EVENTS PASS.............

Lacey rips door jam of Cab Car!

Carly: Lacey, why were you crying at the bar?

Lacey: Because the bartender won't give me my Credit Card back and now I have no card.

Carly: Oh my gosh, we have to go back now and get it, that is awful!

Me: NO we do not. We will worry about it tomorrow

HAHAHAHAHAHA If only I could've recorded this story line and played it back for them on Sunday ;) Love you both and glad we all went home with our cards. It was a great night!